Taking Rikkie to the bathroom in a restaurant is always quite the production. Rikkie has his routine and makes sure every step is illustrated with a running commentary. He always make’s sure we’re in the ‘boys bathroom’ and then comments on the door, type of bathroom, which urinal he is planning on using etc.
One day as Rikkie was peeing a guy pulls up to the urinal beside us (I always stand behind Rikkie to make sure he aims right and doesn’t touch anything). As the guy starts his business, Rikkie looks beside him and says:
“That guy missed!”